Rare find clean van

In the world of bland vans — a realm inhabited by workhorses as exciting as wet cardboard — enters the Ford Transit Custom 2.0L 280 Base Diesel Manual Euro 6, and it’s in WHITE. Yes, WHITE – the color of surrender.

Some say that 103 bhp is like a mildly caffeinated sloth, crawling to 60 mph slower than a tortoise participating in a marathon. It’s diesel, so expect the acceleration to be more of a leisurely stroll through the Scottish countryside than a hair-raising rush hour.

But fear not! This is not just a van; it's a tribute to mediocrity. It can hoist plumbing supplies with the gusto of a gym teacher and offers more interior space than my entire first apartment.

However, let’s cut to the chase — if you’re envisioning a beast prowling the autobahn, look elsewhere. This makes a molasses-covered snail look like a Formula 1 car.

In conclusion, the Ford Transit Custom is for those who have given up on dreams of speed and power. It’s reliable, it can carry your ennui and a few bricks, but excitement? That’s reserved for the competitors. If you yearn for thrills, buy a sports car. But if you're off to transport the dog’s bed, this lumbering behemoth will serve just fine.